Confessions of an extraordinary Library Clerk. 351.3LIB L6975

Monday, May 14, 2007

A Technology “First” for L.A.



Sweet, but why does it take over 20min for me to connect to the wireless network at my desk upstairs in the workroom?

LAPL Press Release:
A Technology “First” for L.A.: All City Libraries Now Offer Free Wireless Internet Service (Wi-Fi)

In a technology “first” for Los Angeles, people with laptop computers now have free wireless access to the Internet (“Wi-Fi”) and Web-based library resources at the Los Angeles Public Library’s Central Library and all 71 branches. The Library is the first City department to offer Wi-Fi in all its facilities.

With public demand for the Library’s 2200 computers at an all-time high, the library implemented Wi-Fi to provide greater and more convenient Internet access to the 15 million people who use the library annually.

“Transforming our libraries into Wi-Fi access points revolutionizes our ability to serve people,” says City Librarian Fontayne Holmes. “With Wi-Fi we’re providing computer access to far more people, without incurring the high cost of purchasing and maintaining additional equipment. Best of all, when people use their own laptops, more of our computers are available to patrons who must rely on library equipment for Internet access.”

Outfitting all 72 libraries citywide with Wi-Fi was accomplished without using City money, notes Holmes. Instead, the Library Foundation of Los Angeles, the non-profit organization that supports the Library, raised the necessary funds.

The program began in March 2004 as a pilot project in the Central Library’s Computer Center and was a success with the public. The Library then began an ambitious expansion of the service to all facilities. In Fall 2004, the Los Feliz Branch became the first branch to offer Wi-Fi service.

The Library completed the project by April 2007, with the inauguration of Wi-Fi at the final three branches: Felipe de Neve, Frances Howard Goldwyn-Hollywood Regional and Watts.

The Los Angeles Public Library serves the largest urban population of any library in the country. Its Central Library, 71 branch libraries, six million books and state-of-the-art technology provide everyone with free and easy access to information and the opportunity for life-long learning.
A few years back, the LAPL contracted the private Milwaukee, WI based wireless tech firm Ethostream LLC, (owned today by Telkonet TKO) who mainly provided wireless services for the hospitality industry. I must admit, I don't know much about how the city contracts/outsources such services, or how/why someone in tech infrastructure support decided to go with Ethostream. When you first connect to the library's wireless network, you are re-directed to the Ethostream page where you have to agree to a disclaimer with rules/regulations of the public library. Now I have yet to try the hot spots at any other LAPL branch, but ours is limited to interior of the building...although we occasionally see folks leaning up against our windows/walls outside with laptop in hand. The signal doesn't even reach the parking lot.

From Ethostream press release, Aug. 2005:
EthoStream Expands Library Project

Milwaukee, WI – August 12, 2005 - The growth of WiFi in libraries was expanded today with EthoStream’s installation of the EthoStream Library Solution into the first 10 locations of the Los Angeles Public Libraries. With the Internet becoming a fact of life in more and more daily activities, a high-speed Internet connection is a necessity. The Los Angeles Public Libraries has recognized this and has named EthoStream as its provider of choice for its high-speed Internet access (HSIA).

Los Angeles Public Libraries has chosen EthoStream’s Library Solution for its integrated EthoStream Control Center (ECC). The Control Center will allow Los Angeles Public Libraries management to monitor and report on every aspect of the HSIA installed in the library. The ECC also allows management of the HSIA such as defining hours of activation or bandwidth management.

EthoStream’s Library Solution and integrated Control Center also allows for additional communication services to be added. Such features as Digital Video Recording, IP Video Surveillance and numerous others set the EthoStream Library Solution apart from other products. The Control Center provides the ability to remotely manage all of these features creating greater value and reducing costs for libraries.

More and more organizations are realizing the need for HSIA. Doctor’s offices, restaurants, parks and marinas have all found that customers perceive greater value and greater benefit from locations that allow them to be more efficient. Hotels and gas stations such as Hiltons and Flying J have been able to attract new customers purely through sharing their Internet connection. From business to recreation, people carry a number of devices each day that benefit from this new technology.

James VanGerpen of the Los Angeles Public Libraries states, “EthoStream’s Control Center allows me to be more productive each and every day.” “This is the same reason that more and more libraries choose EthoStream’s Library Solution to provide HSIA to library patrons, “ states EthoStream’s Jason Tienor. “We find that an increasingly large and growing number of libraries wish to add this new benefit and are searching for the most efficient and secure manner of doing so.” EthoStream’s current customers include the Waukesha Federated Library System, the Scottsdale Public Library System, the LA Public Libraries and many more.
The library department's Technology Infrastructure Support budget was less than $21K for 2006. Not so sweet.

Entourage Lament part deux

They did introduce a light-skinned black girl in the last episode...

From the good people @ LAist:

Last year the "Entourage" film crew spent a Friday in our Variety offices, filming a scene for the show in which Johnny Drama (Kevin Dillon) confronts a Variety reviewer (loosely based on our own Brian Lowry) after getting a bad review. [...] Brian wrote about the whole experience in a Variety column:
Because the glitz-filled "Entourage" has a certain hipster image to uphold, the producers populated the newsroom with extras, ensuring that Fake Variety's staff was more attractive, stylish and younger than Real Variety. A few of us actual journalists observing this alternate reality felt a bit like Woody Allen in "Stardust Memories," wondering how we wound up on the ugly train.

In the scene, Drama -- so vulnerable the possibility of negative reviews causes near-paralysis -- bursts in and berates the critic as a "sad little fat hack fuck." Technically, just two of those adjectives are accurate.

Variety's Fake TV Critic dresses shabbily and wears glasses denoting years of solitary TV viewing (definitely true), eats lunch at his desk (occasionally true), acts unfazed by someone barging in to personally lambaste him (mercifully untrue) and has his own assistant (so untrue the Real Critic is still laughing his ass off)...

Anyway, there's plenty of excitement around Variety about "Entourage's" encore, perhaps because it's so nice to see the place temporarily adorned in prom-night finery -- even if it's as realistic as a newspaper, circa 2007, whose budget provides an assistant for critics.

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Entourage Lament (We Got Got.)



Lloyd (Ari's queen assistant) being the exception, the 3rd season of Entourage has been lackluster to say the least. Lackluster...a word I never use. Why I just used it now I know not. You know how hard it is to converse/relate to old White women all day? Shit, I'm like 4 different mario van peoples in the course of one day. In any case, a few weeks back I says to myself, self--give it a few more weeks before complete bandwagon abandonment. Like my guidance counselor in high school said to me about college--give it four years, if you don't like it you can always find a job. So four episodes into it, I'm totally flabbergasted. Wow, another word I never use. Dumbfounded even. Man, I've been spending way too much time with the old White ladies...What the hell happened to this show? I honestly don't care to watch next weeks episode...okay, I probably will...what the hell else am I going to watch?

To be fair, the show still works on many levels--likeable characters, warmth, humor, and the first two seasons were hella fun (yo), but it seems the shows writers got lazy this season. Even the acting seems un-natural--contrived, as if everyone is trying too hard to play their respective roles. Then I started noticing other things about the show I hadn't really realized in the past...like...continuity for starters, there is very little continuity between one episode and the next. We still don't know how the boys hooked up with their new (ex) agent. Or who the hell she is. And what happened to Vince's publicist?! She disappeared this season, yet her name is in the credits. Our star on the show, Vince does one movie every two years it seems. Some famous Hollywood celebrity he is. The show has become predictable. Why are there so few minorities depicted in the show?! No Latinos, Persians, Koreans, Armenians...this isn't the L.A. I know. How about a light skinned Black girl? Come on now! Or, to be really hip, throw in an Indian extra or two--hell, Indians are in every god forsaken commercial these days. Point: In the last episode, the boys went the track (horse racing) to bet on the ponies--every other booth in the scene was filled with hot girls--blondes--wtf?! I've been to the track, there are no hot girls at the race track. Come on now! Old weird white men and short, chain-smoking, middle-aged Asian men (gambling addicts) is what I see. Hell, it wasn't shot even in L.A., it was filmed at the track/fairgrounds in Del Mar (San Diego). In fact every single scene is filled with young, stylish, sexy hipsters--aah, Los Angeles, I totally want to live there. Why is every other scene on the same two streets in Beverly Hills? Why the hell doesn't Vince work out? He's a total wimp. The plot lines for the shows today are about as thick as Jack and the girls trying to hide a kitten from Mr. Furley in season four of Three's Company. The show has gone way too feminine. Above all, why won't they show ass anymore? Season three = ass free. Entire episodes run like 19minutes. One has to wait like 18 months or something for the next season...hell we've only got like 3 more episodes left of season three--then wait 'til next year for a new episode. Come on now! And no Lloyd in the last two episodes. I digress...like a wise Black man once said, get mad if you want, I won't front, cuz I got a new tape and it's full of funk--wait, that makes absolutely no sense, but it's been in my head all day, and really that is the beauty of having a blog no one reads.


Stop the clocks...



Once in a millenia...

02hrs : 03min : 04secs : 05month : 06day : 07year

Bring out the pots & pans.

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

To live and drive in L.A.

So you think you've seen it all? I once tried to convince myself that I had see it all. You haven't. I have. I swear. My black ass saw it with his own dark eyes. Have you ever seen a man on a Lazy-boy recliner/wheel chair "pimped" out speeding down the sidewalk? I have. I swear. My black ass saw it with his own dark eyes. Have you ever seen a man on a Lazy-boy recliner/wheel chair "pimped" out speeding down the sidewalk? I have. So you think you've seen it it all? Nevermind, just look...Burbank, Ca. 630pm. The guy even gave us a thumbs up. As my (non-existent) ghetto friends say: Yo, that shit is pimp. Oh snaps!

Monday, April 30, 2007

Late nite music with slaves...

Wonder Showzen - Thank You Slaves



Well it's about time someone offered a musical tribute slave labor.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

On Life's Lessons

What I learned in the past 48hrs:
  • Never Nair your backside (hair tends to be uncomfortably prickly as it grows back).
  • North Hollywood should now be referred to simply as NOHO. Fo Sho.
  • Never go to Vegas with a borderline anorexic girl who dresses like a goth whore. Trust me, you don't need the attention.
  • Brian Molko is pretty...like a girl.
  • Never play roulette with a shaking, senile, chain-smoking old man in the middle of the night at a third rate casino designed like a castle. He will distract you.
  • One day in Vegas = 6 days in the real world.
  • Road rage is real.
  • Convincing yourself the lunch buffet at Whiskey Petes is good, then proceeding to play 2cent slots is a good indicator of a bad Vegas trip.
  • Avoid taco places that use only the word meat on their menu without specifying what kind of meat it actually is. And taco burgers aren't really burgers.
  • Bowling alley clerks are A-holes.
  • Bikers scare me.
  • So What is a sorry slogan to live your life by.
  • People really are friendly in San Francisco.
  • You just can't find a parking spot in the City. Not even at 1am.
  • The Fillmore is a great venue for a gig.
  • Jarvis Cocker is one charming c*!t.
  • Never buy a concert ticket from the homeless.
  • You can bribe pretty much any club bouncer/security.
  • Freeways/Bridges collapse easily in the Bay.
  • The best South Asian food can be found in the South/East Bay.
  • The new Nissan Maxima is one comfortable car homey...that gets terrible gas mileage and has the lousiest turning radius.
  • Sleep is good.


Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Late nite music...from a simpler era...

When jerry-curled mohawks ruled...ok, so jerry-curled mohawks never ruled, but this song does. Fo sho.

Stevie B - I Wanna Be The One



What the hell was/is Stevie B? Filipino? Puerto Rican? Brasilian? Belizeano? Black?! Whatever mixed bag of ethnic nuts he is, I love him. Long Live Stevie B.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Somos Pobres Otra Vez. (Proposed 2007-2008 City of L.A. Budget)

From The City Librarian's Office (Fontayne Holmes) April 20th, 2007--All Staff:

Today, the Mayor released his proposed budget for fiscal year 2007-08. If you read the newspaper, listened to the radio or watched the television coverage, you already know that this will be a difficult fiscal year for the City of Los Angeles.

With less projected revenues and a commitment to decrease the City's structural budget deficit each year, the Mayor's budget includes reductions in most city departments.

The mayor's proposed budget provides funds for the library that will:
  • Sustain the increase in hours at 24 community branches to meet the system-wide standard of six days, 52 hours per week--this includes 53 FTE positions to support the increased hours. ($2,528,994).
  • Regularize 7 positions critical to maintaining the library's essential technology infrastructure. ($594,188).
  • Purchase furniture, equipment and books for the new, larger Exposition Park-Dr. Mary McLeod Bethune Regional Branch. ($766,102).
The Budget represents a small overall Library Department reduction of 0.5% from this year's budget. But it also reduces the Library's materials budget from $11,429,111 to $8,830,111.

The proposed budget now goes to the City Council for its review. During this process I will request the restoration of our materials budget funds.

I will update you as I receive information.

Sincerely,

Fontayne

So...last year, our ubiquitous smiling Mayor and City Council decided that it would be a good idea to keep all branch libraries in the city open longer--an extra 12hrs a week longer. A couple months back I broke down the entire fiscal year budget for 2006-2007....there was an allocation for 53 FTE (Full Time Employees) in that budget and here it is again--I don't understand. We've yet to see 53 new hires in the library department, given the terrible staff shortages...

I haven't had a chance to review the Mayors proposed budget yet and it must get City Council approval before the actual budget is released/printed. But it seems to be another example of short-term planning, or politicizing. Opening the branch libraries (all 64) longer made for good PR but now comes the crunch--as usual.

A reduction of the Library materials budget (Books! Stamps!) from $11,429,111 to $8,830,111

For the mathematically dis-inclined, that's $2,599,000 less than the previous year. I requested a new set of stamps over a year ago--they still haven't arrived/approved. Bookstampers get no love from the city. Luckily for us at our affluent hidden branch, our Friends of The Library organization purchases most of our "luxury" materials, so that we don't have to rely on the city...

I guess when it's the only "socialist" institution in the country, you can't complain too much. Yes. But then again L.A Police Department burns over a billion (yes 1Bn) year after year...and I still see people using the Club on their steering wheels. I mean really, who the hell still uses The Club anymore?

Monday, April 23, 2007

You think like a girl...


Giuliana DePandi - On-the-town Dater

Aside from all the hot librarian ass I'm knee deep in, one of the perks of being Bookstamper Extraordinare is the nearly unrestricted access to books, cd's, videos, materials, etc. the library system offers. So every new book comes across my desk. Most don't interest me in the least, as I hardly read fiction (although I did pick up Moshin Hamid's Reluctant Fundamentalist this week--just started reading), but for a handful of books that catch my eye (the right one). Yesterday it was E! News Anchor Giuliana DePandi's, Think Like A Guy - How To Get A Guy By Thinking Like One. Someone had requested it from another branch. I've learned one thing and one thing only working at the library--always, for gods sake--always, judge a book by it's cover--it's back cover. Always!

Book Description
Giuliani DePandi has distilled her knowledge as an on-the-town dater in L.A. into this funny but oh-so-practical and effective handbook. DePandi knows what its like out there, and has done extensive field work to learn what turns guys off....and on. Should you...mention your mom on a first date? Cook a guy breakfast after your first sleepover at his place? Tell him how many lovers youve had before he came along? .Leave him long voicemails if you cant reach him on the phone? The resounding answer to all the questions above, according to DePandi, is: NO! You should, in fact, be busy and breezy, offer to pay for dinner, leave short voicemails (and none at all if you dont have anything concrete to say), stay well-dressed and groomed and make your guy feel like hes the first to introduce you to anything kinky in bed. Think Like A Guy isn't The Rules, it's not so much about getting married as making sure rafts of men are always hanging around. Its a hard-headed practical book for women who acknowledge that men and women simply think differently.

From the Back Cover
66 Kick-Ass Tips That Reveal What Goes on in Mr. Right’s Head—And How to Turn that Head Your Way

Giuliana DePandi has made a study of men. She knows what makes them tick. What turns them on. And off. And she’s learned that a sure grasp of how men view women and their behavior is the key to a happy, full and fun dating life. Funny, fast, and full of insight you can use right now, THINK LIKE A GUY acknowledges that men and women simply think differently. Want to know how? Sample five of the sixty-six wise ways to act around men below:

TIP # 6 Don’t Take an Hour to Get Ready
TIP #17 Never, Ever Kiss of the First Date
TIP #18 Words Never to Mention on the First Three Dates (“Soul Mate”, “Destiny”, “My Sister’s Wedding”)
TIP #42 Don’t Try to Break His Bad Habits
TIP #64 Don’t Surprise Him with Short Hair

66 ways to turn that head your way! 66! Sixty-Six! Tip #64: Don't surprise him with short hair. Think like a guy. This list should be just 3 things long. 1. Make sandwich. 2. Don't talk so much. 3. Um...Don't talk so much while wearing a short skirt. Giuliana DePandi is credited as being an on-the-town dater in L.A. Therefore she knows what men want...like Mel Gibson...only she's a she. And being a hot Italiano-Americano probably helps. I do like the way she thinks--accept your man as he is, act all phony and shit. Like the perfect woman. Unfortunately for me, I'm still waiting for any girl to think like my crazy black ass. And I'm not even black. Just not gonna find a girl that's into Geto Boys, Gore Vidal, and Air Supply. Go with me darling, and no late fees. What do you say? Guess I'll keep waiting my for rafts of men, women rather, hanging around...



P.S. I'm still looking for a co-author with a Western sounding name to make a million dollars with. I'll make up a story about a violent militant past. And you provide a Western sounding name for legitimacy. One Million Dollars.

When is this going to end?

It's now past 1AM and I'm watching End Of The Century - The Story Of The Ramones...I wish it would end. Soon. Alas, arguing over music is a miserable exercise in futility at this point, but I'm convinced now the Ramones' are given way too much credit and their influence exaggerated. "The Ramones saved rock music" someone quipped. Sure. The most intriguing part of their careers was when Johnny stole Joey's girlfriend. And Joey never got over it. In the words of the lamentable Ms. Malkin, boo-frickin' hoo.

I wouldn't deny that a case can be made that they they were influential..but that they supposedly influenced everyone under the sun [in the past 30 years] is stretching it a bit. One could make a similar case for the Stooges or Kraftwerk for that matter--and when the hell will they be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Rock centric bastards! And we really don't know/prove that without the Ramones, their wouldn't have been the Sex Pistols/Stranglers/Damned/Clash, etc. Don't get me wrong, it sucks that they were never commercially successful while recording the great tunes. Just an odd group of guys--don't know how many groupies flocked to Joey's dressing room after a gig. Then we have Johnny Ramone--lifelong Republican; "God bless George Bush & God Bless America" he proclaims at the Rock 'n Roll hall of fame induction ceremony. Hell, that's all he said! By all accounts he was a control freak a-hole. Onto my favorite Ramone--Dee Dee, who overdosed on heroin in Los Angeles two months after their induction. He even recorded a rap/hip-hop record after leaving the group. I totally have to find it. Now he was completely nuts--I love that guy.

I saw The Filth And The Fury, a Sex Pistols doc a couple months back...the difference between the two docs is that their seemed to be a lot less contextualizing in the Ramones doc as it focused more on the various members' personalities/stories which were pretty uninteresting, less on the music or the zeitgeist in the which their music grew out of. The Filth And The Fury is just a much better film. And I don't even care much for the Pistols, but their story was really fascinating. It was the Pistols who created (although one could argue the nihilistic punk image/ethic. Not the Ramones. The Ramones just played hard/fast with simplistic tunes/songs. I guess like all art/music scenes, being "first" is all that matters.

Let me recap for you...the story of the Ramones: Group of musically inept outcasts/misfits/freaks join together and play wretched little club in nyc...they play hard/fast and sing simple pop tunes...supposedly influence some kids across the pond in Britian (which was not so great in the early/mid-70's)...they (naturally) have some internal differences...argue...some members leave/forced out and are replaced...they contine making music and tour. The 80's are a blur. The 90's are a blur...record "last" record called Adios Amigos...get some airplay between Sponge and the Screeming Trees...Joey Ramone dies...few months later they are inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2001...Dee Dee and Johnny also die. The End.

That pretty much sums up the Ramones' career.
Oh, and Phil Spector really was/is nuts.

Joe Stummer of the Clash is interviewed in the film, and is incredibly cordial while praising the Ramones for teaching him about playing fast/hard! 1-2-3-4! Let's face it, the Clash's Career Opportunities (1977) is better than anything the Ramones ever produced. By 1982 The Clash were selling out stadiums all over the world, while the Ramones were still playing to 34 people in New Jersey.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Trash.


Miranda Lee Richards @ Hotel Cafe, Hollywood 4/20/07

I may very well be the only person the planet to own a Miranda Lee Richards t-shirt. Wore it proudly today. So there were easily over 120 people present, but I think a total of 8 of us at the Hotel Cafe last nite actually came to see her. Her voice is beautiful. She's beautiful. I love this girl! I may just propose to her at the next gig. She complained about the sound for the first couple songs...then complained that peeps were talking too loud disrupting her. Had the chattering crowd exit in to the other rooms/outside. Reminded me of a Hope Sandoval (Mazzy Star) gig, where the lovely Hope berated the crowd for cheering. Sweet memories. I like the venue, Hotel Cafe (Now With Air Conditioning!)...very laid back.
Very Hollywood but not really. If that makes sense. Intimate/personal, acoustic music joint with appetizers! I felt really out of place trying to take a pics/video. I nervously snapped a couple photos...with the flash on...damn new digi cam. Got to speak to her afterwards. Sparks flew. Perhaps only in my mind...but I did feel like Bobby Brady...fireworks.

Later that nite...a different part of town, a different kind of freak...Suede's Trash empties dance floor. Shame. Shame! "Old" people unite/take to the floor. Sing our hearts out.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Late nite music with wacky Iranians

Abjeez - Eddeaa

I love these wacky Iranian girls.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Deliver us from IE

Inland Empire Diary. The IE.

Took a trip to the IE last nite. One has to prepare herself mentally before venturing out into the IE.

The Inland Empire. 60 miles East of Los Angeles between the coastal regions of the Los Angels/Orange County and Palm Springs. The 909. Located in the largest county in the sate--San Bernardino. Over 3 million people live in the IE today. It is one of the major agriculture centers of the sate. The region has grown (in the past decade) faster than the local governments ability to provide general/public services. News coverage of the IE is abysmal. The L.A. Times Inland Empire edition has less than 10 full-time reporters to cover 3 million people! Most of the regions inhabitants are recent transplants (Coastal Equity Refugees) from the Los Angeles area. Another issue of course is the rise in crime/gangs. Not many new gangs, rather cliques from larger L.A. gangs have branched out into the area.

Inland Empire contains over 50 cities, including Riverside, San Bernardino, Ontario and Temecula's Wine Country to the south. The Inland Empire also includes the San Bernardino Mountains to the north including Big Bear and Lake Arrowhead.

1st. stop: Moreno Valley (East on th 60 Fwy past Riverside...past civilization). Took 1hr and a half to arrive. Mormon weddings are quaint affairs. Pretty girls & no booze. What kinda Mexican wedding has no booze? Oh yea, a Mormon Mexican one. Mormon girls are hot. God has strange ways punishing men in Utah. Force them to marry early. Utah coincidentally leads the country in bankruptcies. Reasons for this vary but it may have something to do with the fact that Mormons pay 10% of their gross income to the church. Mormons are encouraged to marry early and have large families. And there is pressure on believers to be financially successful. Weddings in the chapel are earned. Weddings in the Temple are earned even more. It was a mixed marriage--Mexican/gringo. Congrats and good luck!

2nd. stop: 1230am. Morongo Resort & Casino, Cabazon, Ca. Located next door to Hadleys (off hwy stop famous for its date shakes, I'm sure the casino has been good for business). Also, a new outlet mall has been built next to the casino as well. "Owned" by the Morongo Band of Mission Indians, who raised $250 million to build the casino. The Morongo's operate one of the largest tribal gaming facilities in America. Wonder how they raised that kind of money--and who were they're lenders...hmm...good old tribal sovereignty. Which is only as sovereign as Congress allows.

On Tribal Sovereignty from a recent FAIR Coalition policy piece:

Congress should be specifically informed that the federal government has long-imposed limitations on tribal powers. According to the respected Indian law treatise by Felix Cohen (Section 4.02, 2005 edition), tribal power must adhere to three basic principles:

• Tribes possess, in the first instance, all the inherent powers of an sovereign state, however;
• Tribes within the United States are subject to Congress and may not exercise external powers of sovereignty such as the power to enter into treaties with foreign nations; and
• Tribal powers can be restricted by treaties and by express federal legislation.

Thus, treaties and statutes have limited tribal sovereignty in areas such as:
• Exercising control over lands ceded to the federal government
• Federal supervision of tribes
• Conveyance of tribal property without federal approval
• Allotment of tribal lands to individual Indians
• Subjecting tribes to varying degrees of state authority
• Federal criminal jurisdiction over Indians
• Subjecting tribal authority to individual civil rights
• Limitations on tribal adjudicative powers
• The power of a tribe to exercise jurisdiction over non-Indians within a tribal reservation

Tribal sovereignty is likewise cabined by the principle that the United States has the exclusive power to extinguish Indian title to land.8 In other words, “Congress may effect an act of eminent domain, taking tribal land.”.

Through rights of way statutes, Congress has authorized rights of way across tribal lands for railroads, telegraph and telephone lines, oil and gas pipelines, and highways.

Basically, what this says is that Congressional decree trumps any claim/right made by the various tribes/nations in the country.

But what about the casino itself you ask? We made it from the parking lot to the casino without getting stabbed, so that's was a plus. Morongo is a casino/hotel on native land which means...very few regulations. Does California even have a gaming regulatory commission? We must right? The California Gambling Control Commission (peculiar name--is it an anti-gaming commission?!), whose mission/vision statement declare:

The California Gambling Control Commission protects the public by fostering the integrity of gaming through setting policies, promulgating regulations, licensing, and monitoring compliance; and by implementing and administering the Gambling Control Act and the Tribal-StateGaming Compacts.

To foster the integrity of gaming in California.

There is no integrity at Morongo casino. The Commission negotiate Compacts with the various tribes--a kind of MOU that attempts to set standards/regulatory controls on gaming operations in the tribal areas. For example, 18 year olds can legally gamble on tribal land. Only thing is, there is no one there that actually cards young people, so you sit next to 15 year olds playing video roulette.

The sights:
A Check Cash joint. A mall like food court. A gift shop with all sorts of Chinese made Native gifts/trinkets/artwork/clothing. Thousands of the most vibrant (and by vibrant I mean ghetto/miserable/wretched) people under one roof. Get down tonight. I kid. The gaming area is massive. Every single slot machine and card table is occupied. Absolutely mind blowing. People waiting in line for a computer slot machine. Vegas on New Years doesn't even get this busy. There is even a line for the bar! Two dance clubs. Ladies get in free of course. Ironically, the table minimum limits are not low! And these people don't look like the high roller types to these judgmental eyes. Does anyone actually win here? This would have been my 3rd visit....last time it was the bizarre video roulette machine that took nearly my entire humble library paycheck...Costs 4.00 service charge for withdraw cash from the casino ATM. I did, but some cosmic force wouldn't allow me to gamble any of it.

Among the missing:
Actual native people! I looked. Couldn't find a single dealer named Lucky Spirit! Very few White people. Where were all the natives I thought.

Left the place after a slice of cheesecake from the cafe. Amazing.

3rd stop: 230am: Pomona (Getting back towards civilization!). Spent about an hour near my old alma mater...good times.

4th stop: Home.

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